Meetings: Attendees: Programmers: Mary

Why wasn't Mary minimalist about it?

Because she was busy being an overachiever.

She was too busy coding her own AI that's secretly planning to take over the world.

Or so we hear.

Anyway, here are the people who did attend:

• John - The guy who always forgets his lunch in the break room.
• Sarah - The one who still thinks she's in college.
• Philip - The quiet guy in the corner who's secretly a professional hammock tester.