This meeting was attended by 5 programmers who were all secretly competing in the annual "Most Code I Can Write in 1 Minute" contest.

Robin Logic took the top prize, but only because the other attendees were all on their lunch break.

• More about Robin Logic
• Steve Johnson: 300 Lines of Code in 1 Minute (But with 200 Bugs)
• Jane Doe: 150 Lines of Code in 1 Minute (But She Was on Her Phone)
• Bob Smith: 50 Lines of Code in 1 Minute (But He Was Just Faking It)
• Alice Brown: 0 Lines of Code in 1 Minute (She Was Just There for the Free Donuts)

Next meeting: "Best Use of Lorem Ipsum in a Resume" contest.