Pythius, The Unyielding Prophet of Doom and Despair
Wrote the book on the Apocalypse
Has 13 followers who are not questioning his methods
Pythius, The Unyielding Prophet of Doom and Despair's Apprentice, Zorvath
Has a nice collection of doomsday-preparedness gear
Published 5 best-selling children's books
Pythius, The Unyielding Prophet of Doom and Despair's Apprentice, Xeridia
Hosts the popular "Ancient Wisdom for Dummies" podcast
Published "The Art of Stick Throwing: A Cookbook"