Mary Jane is our resident Oracle of the Wildfire of the Future. Her prophesies have been known to cause minor catastrophes in local businesses and moderate existential dread. She's always right... eventually.
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Our next conclave is on and will cover the topic: "How to Properly Predict the End of the World".
Agenda:
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Q: What is the dress code for the conclave?
A: Black tie optional, but strongly encouraged. We don't want to give the world an opportunity to recognize us.
Q: Can I bring my pet chicken?
A: No, we have a zero-tolerance policy for feathered menaces.