Psychic Jean

Attendee of the most epic meetings in the multiverse.

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Psychic Jean's Psychic Skills

Expert-level skills in the art of mind-reading, fortune-telling, and general weirdness.

• Better than a Ouija board, but still not as good as Google
• Can read your mind, but only after a 2-hour coffee break
• Can see the future, but only if it's written on a whiteboard
• Has a 50% chance of being right, the other 50% chance is just making stuff up

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