The attendees of this meeting are experts in the field of Quantum Physics and have gathered here to discuss the finer points of Schrödinger's equation. They are a motley crew, each with their own unique brand of crazy.
Dr. Reginald P. Bottomsworth, a man who claims to have a PhD in Quantum Physics but is actually a retired accountant from New Jersey, is leading the discussion.
Dr. Bottomsworth has called upon his expert colleagues to help him understand why his cat, Mr. Whiskers, can be in two places at once.
Dr. Bottomsworth's cat, Mr. Whiskers, is a master of quantum superposition and has a PhD in Schrödinger's equation that he refuses to share with his owner.
Also attending the meeting are Dr. Emily P. Brain, an expert in quantum entanglement, who is trying to convince everyone that cats are actually just small, furry versions of herself, and Dr. John D. Doe, a master of quantum computing, who has written a program to simulate the behavior of Mr. Whiskers and his catnip-filled cat tower.
As the discussion rages on, it becomes clear that Mr. Whiskers is not just a cat, but a harbinger of doom for the entire field of Quantum Physics.
Will they ever be able to understand the mysteries of quantum superposition? Probably not, but it's fun to try!