Join us for the most intense, mind-bending meeting of all time!
**When:** Thursday, 3:14 AM. The exact time is not important, as time is relative, you know.
**Where:** The Event Horizon of Doom, located on the edge of the observable universe.
**Who:** All physicists, astrophysicists, and theoretical cosmologists invited. Leave your sanity at the door.
Don't forget to bring your favorite brand of space-time fabric.