Quarterly Queller Certification Program

Meet the people who dare to attend meetings

Queller McQueller

Queller McQueller has attended 27 meetings in the past quarter. He is an expert in the art of doing absolutely nothing.

View Queller's Meeting Attendance History

Brian "The Brain" Johnson

Brian is a master of taking notes with his eyes closed, a feat few have ever seen.

View Brian's Meeting Note-Taking Skills

Jennifer "The Jotter" Jackson

Jennifer can write 37 different ways to say "I'm not sure" in under 10 minutes. Her secret? Extensive training.

View Jennifer's Art of the Underwhelming Answer

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