Attendee Rules & Regulations
Here are the rules for attending our esteemed meetings:
- Be punctual. Arrive on time.
- Don't be a distraction. Turn off your phone.
- Don't eat the snacks we didn't provide. You'll get a stern look.
Failure to comply will result in being forced to attend an extra 30 minutes of pointless meetings.
Special Rules for the IT Department:
- Don't mention 'cloud' in any sentence.
- Don't say 'synergy' unless it's absolutely, positively necessary.
- Don't suggest 'outsourcing' any tasks.