To join our esteemed meeting of the minds, one must swear fealty to our sacred ritual:
- Thou shalt not interrupt the meeting leader.
- Thou shalt not eat the last donut.
- Thou shalt not use thy personal phone during meetings.
In exchange for these oaths, thou shalt receive:
- Unlimited access to our meeting room's complimentary Wi-Fi.
- A free donut on your first meeting day.
By accepting these terms, thou dost seal thy fate as a true meeting regular.
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