Pledge

As an attendee of this meeting, you are expected to participate in the following rituals:

• Arrive 15 minutes early, prepared to be late.
• Bring a gift ( preferably a decent bottle of wine).
• Use the phrase "I'm on a tight schedule" at least once during the meeting.
• Take 30-minute breaks for "recharging" purposes.

Failure to comply may result in being forced to watch a 3-hour PowerPoint presentation on "The Art of Meeting Etiquette".