We have gathered here today to pay homage to those who have gone before us, those who have given their time and their lunches in service to the meeting.
We honor the memory of Bob, who once ate 17 donuts at the break room table.
We also remember Jane, who gave 5 hours of her life for our meeting.
It's only fair that we offer them something in return.
- Free donuts
- Free parking
- A 5% discount on our merchandise