Willkommen, Initiates! Welcome to the most esteemed and feared institution in the land: the School of Sacrificial Offerings. Here, we train the next generation of human-sacrifice specialists.
As a Sacrificer-in-Training, you'll be learning the ancient art of offering your friends and family to our capricious overlords. It's a delicate art, one that requires finesse, strategy, and a dash of sadism.
Remember, a good sacrifice is like a well-crafted joke: it requires precision, timing, and a pinch of sadism. Practice your skills, and soon you'll be offering your friends and family with the finesse of a seasoned pro.
And don't forget to bring your sense of humor. After all, it's not just about the sacrifice, it's about the art of sacrifice. And if you're not having fun, you're not doing it right.
Now, go forth and sacrifice, Initiates! The world is waiting for you.
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