The Zealot-Zelda Sacrificial Offering Guide: Sacrificial Scholars Edition

Welcome, fellow Zealots! This guide is for those who dare to offer the ultimate sacrifice to our beloved Zelda.

Are you ready to take the leap and give up your precious belongings for the sake of the greater good?

Below you will find a list of our esteemed Sacrificial Scholars, each with their own unique set of offerings.

• Scholar 1: The Baker of Burnt Buns
• Scholar 2: The Weaver of Woeful Woe
• Scholar 3: The Bard of Bizarre Ballads
• Scholar 4: The Chef of Charred Choruses
• Scholar 5: The Poet of Pained Proclamations

Remember, a true Zealot-Zelda scholar must be willing to give up everything for the sake of our great cause.

So, which scholar will you follow?

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