Meeting Attendees: Robert
Because someone has to take notes
Robert's meeting notes:
Here's a list of people who are actually paying attention:

- Bob
- Jane
- John
- Mary
And here's the people who are pretending to be asleep:
Because let's be real, most people are probably just zoning out:
- David
- Emily
- Tom
Robert says it's time for snacks:
Because priorities, people!
Or maybe not, because we're almost out of coffee.