Attendees of the Infinite Loop Meeting

Robert-the-Realist: The visionary behind the meeting, who still thinks we're discussing the plot of 2001: A Space Odyssey for the 100th time.

Neo-utopians - Those who still believe the future will be better than it's past.
Skeptics - The ones who are just here for the free coffee.
Futurists - They're not sure what they believe, but are here for the free food.
Robert-the-Realist Fanclub - Those who just really like Robert's dad jokes.