AGENDA
- Take attendance and make sure Roberto is actually here
- Discuss the meaninglessness of it all
- Catch some rats, preferably in an aesthetically pleasing manner
- Determine the rat-catching budget and allocate funds for new cheese
Today's meeting is being held in a cramped, dimly lit, windowless conference room with a faint scent of desperation. Please do not eat the rat in the corner, it's not a snack.