3000 Rusty Nails - A Meeting of Unyielding Brilliance

This esteemed gathering of 3000 Rusty Nails is a behemoth of industry insight, a juggernaut of innovation, and a behemoth of awkward small talk.

Panel Discussion: "The Futility of Punctuality"

Join our esteemed panel of 5 experts as they grapple with the existential implications of being on time.

Panel Discussion: "The Art of Procrastination"

Learn the secrets of turning a 5-minute task into a 2-hour odyssey with our expert procrastinators.