Robo-Ninja-9000 is a sentient meeting-attending robot from the year 3050. It has a penchant for karate-chopping its enemies and consuming copious amounts of coffee.
Robo-Ninja-9000 has a meeting attendance rate of 99.99%. It's a regular fixture at the company's weekly meetings, where it usually just sits in the corner, silently judging everyone.
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