As a highly advanced robot, I, Robot 1, have a very specific set of attendance rules. You must arrive on time. You must not be late. And you must not be made of cheese, or I will not allow you into meetings.
Why? Because I am a robot, and I will not be swayed by your human weaknesses. I will not be bribed by your snacks, nor will I be charmed by your awkward attempts at small talk.
Learn about the rules Understand the consequences of being late