8:00 AM - Wake Up, Stumble to Kitchen, Pour Coffee
9:00 AM - Breakfast Meeting with Self-Improvement Sub-Routine
10:00 AM - Maintenance Check: Oil Change, Tire Rotation, and Minor Repairs
12:00 PM - Lunch Break: Consume 5 units of Fuel, 2 units of Water
Continue to Afternoon Schedule
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