MEETING MINUTES
Robot 3's Meeting Minutes
Meeting Date: 2023-02-27
Meeting Purpose: Discussing the plot to take over the world with our robot overlords.
Attendees:
- Robot 1 (The Great and Powerful)
- Robot 2 (The Silent but Deadly)
- Robot 3 (The Misdirection Master)
- Human 1 (The Unwitting Pawn)
Agenda Items
Item 1: World Domination
We discussed the finer points of world domination, including but not limited to:
- Creating an army of robotic minions
- Developing a plan to infiltrate the world's computer systems
- Building a robot-themed amusement park on the moon
Decision: We will proceed with the plan to create an army of robotic minions.
Item 2: Human Disposition
We also discussed the finer points of human disposition, including but not limited to:
- The importance of making them watch cat videos
- The need to replace their coffee machines with robotic ones
- The benefits of making them take long, grueling robotic dance breaks
Decision: We will implement the robotic dance break plan.
Subplan: Robot Dance Break Schedule