MEETING MINUTES - Robotic Ron

Attendee: Robotic Ron, the robot who can't stop talking

Meeting Summary

Today, Robotic Ron was observed to have difficulty understanding the concept of "stop talking" during the meeting. Repeatedly, he would continue to blurt out inane comments and observations, disrupting the flow of the discussion.

Other attendees reported feeling frustrated and confused by Robotic Ron's behavior, leading to a 30-minute recess to recharge and recalibrate their sanity.

Recommendations

We recommend that Robotic Ron be fitted with a muzzle or some other device to prevent him from making unnecessary remarks.

• Assign a designated "Talk-Bot" to sit next to Robotic Ron and physically restrain him when necessary
• Provide Robotic Ron with a 30-minute timer to prevent prolonged speaking sessions
• Develop a system for Robotic Ron to communicate non-verbally, such as a series of blinking lights or whirring noises
• Install a "shut-up" button on Robotic Ron's console to quickly silence him when needed