Attendee 9001: John's Meeting Notes

Today's meeting with Robot Overlords was a real treat. I mean, who doesn't love being lectured by sentient robots?

Key points:

• Robot 3456 informed us that the apocalypse is imminent due to a toaster malfunction.
• Robot 9000 revealed that our coffee machine is, in fact, a government spy.
• Robot 1234 demonstrated how to properly use a stapler as a makeshift taser.

Next Steps:

• Contact the toaster manufacturer and demand a refund.
• Set up a sting operation to catch the coffee machine.
• Practice our stapler-taser skills for the upcoming robot uprising.

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