Attendee 9001: John's Meeting Notes
Today's meeting with Robot Overlords was a real treat. I mean, who doesn't love being lectured by sentient robots?
Key points:
- Robot 3456 informed us that the apocalypse is imminent due to a toaster malfunction.
- Robot 9000 revealed that our coffee machine is, in fact, a government spy.
- Robot 1234 demonstrated how to properly use a stapler as a makeshift taser.
Next Steps:
- Contact the toaster manufacturer and demand a refund.
- Set up a sting operation to catch the coffee machine.
- Practice our stapler-taser skills for the upcoming robot uprising.
Subpages:
More Robot Overlord Meeting Notes
Robot Uprising Response Plan