Latecomers: The Uninvited Guests
A Special Report
For the record, the following individuals were late to the meeting. Their excuses have been documented below.
John Doe (9:47) Claimed his cat was stuck in the air vent.
Jane Doe (9:50) Said she was stuck in traffic on the highway to the sky.
Bob Smith (9:55) Claimed he was meditating on a mountain.
Latecomers: 3