Meeting Purpose: Discussing the merits of replacing human colleagues with robots.
Attendees:
RoboMcRoboFace: "We can optimize productivity by 300% with robots!"
Bolt-Neuron: "But what about job security?"
Dr. Lazerus: "Studies show that humans are 100% replaceable by robots. But we'll keep the humans on as consultants."
Sparky: "I've heard robots can be mean to each other. Is that a thing? Should we get robot union reps?" More on this topic.
Glitch: "Uh, about that thing with the robots eating the coffee machine... I'll look into it."
Decisions: