ROBO-NINJA-9000
The Most Elitist, Most Excellent, Most Unstoppable Attendee of Meetings
ROBO-NINJA-9000, the ultimate meeting attendee. With the ability to attend meetings, make notes, and report back to HQ in under 2 seconds, this robot is the epitome of efficiency. Its sleek design and ninja suit ensure it is always on point, always on time, and always ready to take down any meeting that dares to run over time.
Meetings attended: 1000+
Meetings survived: 9999
Meetings conquered: 999+
Meetings that will never end: 1