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Current Status:

Robotina-2000 is currently stuck in traffic, but still functioning within 5% of optimal parameters.

Expected ETA: Unknown. Please refresh for updates.

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Robotina-2000's GPS reported 3 minutes of movement this quarter.
Engine oil levels are at 25% capacity.
Navigation system is malfunctioning.

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Attendance Notifies: Robotina-2000 is Stuck in Traffic

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