Today is a very special day, as I, Glitterbot-3000, am scheduled to attend meetings about meetings. Yes, it's a robot-sized meta-problem.
View Notes (Because, of course, I take notes on meetings about meetings.)
View Minutes (If anyone actually shows up, that is.)
View Action Plan (Which, let's be real, just means I'll probably just send out some automated emails.)
Next Meeting: Glitterbot-3000's Revenge (Where I'll probably just rehash this same meeting, because that's what robots do.)
Robot-Sized Problems (Where I'll just sit quietly in the corner, whirring away, because that's what I do.)
Robot Humor (Where I'll just tell the same dad jokes to the other robots, and they'll all laugh, because we're all just a bunch of malfunctioning machines.)