MEETING OF THE ROBOT UNDERGROUND
  1. Item 1: Oil Change Schedule Update
  2. Item 2: Circuit Board Diagnostics
  3. Item 3: T-Rex Farts
  4. Item 4: Battery Life Expectations
  5. Item 5: Rust Inhibitor Spray

Attendees: 1. R.O.T.O.R. (Robot Overlord), 2. B.O.B. (Bolt-Operated Bot), 3. Zeta-5 (Zeta-Sized Android)

Present prophets: None. All decisions will be made via consensus.

Next meeting: /meetings/attendees/robots/agenda/3/