Meet the most epic, the most legendary, the most utterly bewildering bevy of boozehounds the world has ever seen!
These aren't just any Chardonnay connoisseurs, no sir. These are the masters of the grape, the sultans of the swirl, the emperors of effervescence!
And, of course, they're always up for a drink. Or five.
We're talking the good stuff: Chardonnay by the case, by the barrel, by the tanker-shipload!
We drink at 9, 12, 3, and 4. Sometimes 6, if we're feeling fancy.
Come for the drinks, stay for the debauchery.