Legend of Jean-Luc Picard's Bizarro Deluxe Guitars
Where the cosmos meets the axe.
In the depths of the galaxy, a legendary instrument was forged.
Bizarro Deluxe is the ultimate tool for the intergalactic rockstars.
Designed with love and a dash of madness, this guitar screams the cosmos.
For the bravest of spacefaring musicians, Bizarro Deluxe is the ultimate instrument of legend.
Play it, break it, and play it again.
Because, why not?
Bizarro Deluxe is not just a guitar, it's a time machine.
Plug it into your amp, and the notes will transport you through the cosmos.
Warning: may cause spontaneousประกularity.
Side effects include:
- Time dilation
- Matter displacement
- Spontaneous combustion