A tale of woe and stringed instruments.
Legend has it that Jean-Luc Picard, the most renowned astrophysicist of the 24th century, was once a rockstar.
But little did we know, it was not the Klingon overlords or the pesky Tribbles that broke his heart, but a guitar.
The guitar, a behemoth of a Fender, was as black as the void of space, with strings as thick as the fibers of his own heartstrings.
Legend has it that Jean-Luc strummed the final chord, and the guitar, in a fit of rage and despair, shattered into a thousand pieces, taking a piece of his soul with it.
And so, the rockstar was no more, but the legend lived on, a cautionary tale of what happens when you let your guitar get the best of you.
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