2023 Rockstars of the Year

And the nominees are...

Best Newcomer

Winner: Zara Zoom

Zara Zoom, the 27-year-old marketing whiz, took everyone by storm with her innovative ideas for virtual reality team-building exercises. Her company's stock price skyrocketed after she presented her plan to turn a conference room into a virtual reality disco party.

Runner-up: Boris Bureaucracy

Boris Bureaucracy, a 35-year-old HR manager, impressed the judges with his extensive knowledge of company policies and procedures. His 500-page PowerPoint presentation was a thing of beauty.