2023: The Year the World Burned, Literally

A Special Report by Jean-Luc, Chief Rockstar Correspondent

And the award for most likely to set off the fire alarms goes to...

Best New Band: The Inflammable Inebriates

With their debut album "Fuel to the Fire", this group took the music world by storm... of flames.

Read more about their rise to fame on our sister site: The Inflammable Inebriates: A Case Study

Best New Song: "Blaze It Up"

From the album "Fuel to the Fire", this catchy tune will have you singing along in no time. Unless, of course, you're trapped in a burning building.

And don't forget to check out our other top 10 lists for 2023: Top 10 Songs and Top 10 Bands

Special Mention: The Fire Marshal

A nod to the unsung hero of the music industry, the fire marshal who kept the Inflammable Inebriates' tour safe and sound.

That's all for this year's Rockstars of the Year. Stay safe, stay sound, and remember: never play with fire.