This list is not actually a real award, but we're going to pretend it is for fun.
For being a rockstar even in death.
For selling out to a global audience, one arena show at a time.
For making us all question the very fabric of reality with her... interesting... fashion choices.
For being a rockstar despite being a human embodiment of the phrase "too much."
For being a rockstar who still managed to be nice to everyone, including her mom.
Other notable mentions include: