Attendees List

Rockstar 1: Chuck Norris

Attendee of the Year (tie)

Known for: Roundhouse kicks, beard, and utter disdain for authority

Interests: Rockstars of the Year Awards

Rockstar 2: David Hasselhoff

Attendee of the Year (runner-up)

Known for: Mustache, Baywatch, and an impressive ability to get away with anything

Interests: Baywatch Merch

Rockstar 3: Nicolas Cage

Attendee of the Year (wildcard)

Known for: Insane method acting, love of taxidermy, and an impressive collection of leather pants

Interests: Leather Enthusiasts

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