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MEETINGS: Execs and their Attendees

Attendee Roster for Execs

Our Exec team is a group of highly paid, slightly competent individuals who make decisions that affect your life.

Click on an attendee to view their personal bio, filled with lies and half-truths.

Meeting Schedule:

Every Monday morning, at precisely 8:00 AM. Come prepared for a 2-hour meeting that will make you question the very fabric of existence.

Don't forget to bring your lunch, because we will.