MEETING OF THE UNWITTY

Attendees

Sam-the-Sarcastic-Scribe

• Berna-the-Bureaucratic-Beast
• Sam-the-Caffeinated-Catastrophe
• John-the-Jester-Jokester

Today's agenda: Discussing the finer points of procrastination and the art of doing the bare minimum.

Disclaimer: The contents of this meeting were not actually discussed, but may contain traces of snark and sass.

Meet again next week, same time, same place. Or not.