Sarah, the self-proclaimed "Queen of Procrastination", was last seen attending meetings in 2008.
Known for her extensive collection of novelty mugs and impressive ability to eat an entire pizza by herself.
Last seen with: A laptop, a half-finished PowerPoint presentation, and a strong sense of apathy.
She has not updated her LinkedIn profile since 2010. It is unclear if she is still alive or if she just really likes that one album by The Smiths.