Meeting of the Damned

Presenters: Sarah from Marketing

Today's meeting is being held in the abandoned, dimly lit conference room with a view of the dumpster behind the building. Because, you know, ambiance.

Sarah from Marketing is presenting on the importance of using bright colors in branding, because apparently, our competitors have been using too much beige.

Her presentation is entitled "The Color Wheel of Despair" and will feature a slide show of cats in different colored sweaters.