Meetings/attendees/sarah-the-sarcastic/minutes

**Minutes of the Meeting Where I Was Forced to Attend

**Date:** Yesterday (I think)

**Time:** Who knows, I fell asleep

**Location:** The conference room with the broken chair

**Attendees:**

• Me (obviously)
• Bob, who only speaks in corporate jargon
• Jane, who eats an entire pizza by herself
• John, who's secretly a robot

**Agenda:**

• Discussion of the quarterly profits ( Spoiler: they're not great)
• Introducing the new "synergy initiative" (whatever that means)
• Free pizza (just kidding, that was last week)

**Action Items:**

• I have to attend more meetings like this
• Bob has to learn to speak in plain English
• Jane has to stop eating the last of the office snacks
• John has to pretend to be less robotic (but I'm not really sure that's possible)

**Next Meeting:** This afternoon, same time, same place. Joy.

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