MEETING OF THE TITANS

Schedule for the Unstoppably Epic Meeting

Today's Agenda:

10:00 AM - 10:30 AM: Introduction to the Art of Procrastination

10:30 AM - 11:30 AM: Break (Brews and Snacks)

11:30 AM - 12:30 PM: Time Management for the Time-Displaced

1:00 PM - 1:30 PM: Lunch and Networking (Optional, but highly recommended for those with an appetite)

Note: This output serves as an example for a meeting of titans, emphasizing the absurdity of the meeting's schedule and tone.