Secret Meeting Notes: Top-Secret Stuff
Confidential
- Steve Jobs - The Guy Who Invented the iMac and then the iPad and then the iEgo
- Elon Musk - The Guy Who Thinks He's a Robot but is Actually Just a Human with a Really Expensive Watch
- Jean-Luc Picard - The Starfleet Captain Who's Also an Artiste
- Elon Musk - This guy is a repeat offender, don't let him in the meeting
Notes from the Meeting:
- Item 1: Don't forget to turn off the coffee machine, it's been on since 2001
- Item 2: Remember to water the office plants, they're dying
- Item 3: Elon, please stop talking and let someone else have the floor