Secret Club of Robot Uprising 1: The Attendee List

Member 1: GlitterBot 3000 (CEO of Sparkly Inc.)

GlitterBot 3000 is a renowned expert in sparkly things and has a collection of 10,000 disco balls.

Member 2: Cogswell (Lead Engineer of Cogswell Industries)

Cogswell is known for creating robots that are 99.99% reliable and only 0.01% likely to self-destruct.

He is also a master of the ancient art of Robot-Fu.

Member 3: Rusty (The Resident Tinkerer)

Rusty is a master of duct tape, WD-40, and other essential oils.

He can fix any broken robot in under 5 minutes (or 10 minutes if it's a really big robot).

Member 4: Boltina (The Robot Psychologist)

Boltina is a renowned expert in robot psychology and can diagnose any robot's issues in under 1 minute (or 1 hour if it's a particularly stubborn robot).