Welcome, brave attendees, to the Skit-Titan Protocol, where meetings are forever. Where coffee flows like rivers, and ideas are as dry as the Sahara. Where "just one more minute" becomes "just one more day".
Don't forget, meetings are not just for attending, but for bonding with your colleagues in a spirit of mutual frustration!
Disclaimer: Skit-Titan Protocol is not responsible for lost productivity, soul-eroded sanity, or the occasional existential crisis triggered by meetings.
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