Meet me, Socrates. I will guide you through the ethics of attending meetings.
As a philosopher, I will pose questions to challenge your thinking.
Remember, the goal is not to provide answers, but to question the answers.
What is the nature of reality, if not a meeting?
Can a meeting be a series of awkward small talk?
Is the goal of a meeting to make decisions, or to make friends?
The answer, my friend, is not a simple yes or no.
It is a complex tapestry of philosophical musings.
The paradox of action items: are they actions or items?
The paradox of decisions: are they made or not made?