Statisticians: Sigma-Sigma-Sigma

Meet the team that will bore you to tears

• Theta-Psi-Psi
• Pi-Sigma-Sigma
• Tau-Tau-Tau
• Sigma-Nought

The Sigma-Sigma-Sigma team: because who needs actual data?

Subteam leader, Sigma-Sæk: The actual brainchild of our founder, this team is comprised of 7 members who have collectively spent 37 years studying the art of finding ways to not do math.

Our team's motto: "We're not here to help, we're just here for the free snacks"

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