Steve Jobs was a master of attendance. He attended meetings that didn't exist. He attended meetings that were cancelled. He even attended meetings that were held in alternate dimensions.
- Larry Ellison - The only man with a more impressive beard than Steve.
- Elon Musk - The only one who didn't actually attend the meeting, but was secretly controlling the robot that took his place.
- Mark Zuckerberg - The only one who brought a laptop and pretended to take notes while actually playing Solitaire.
Some notable meetings Steve attended include:
- The Meeting of the Ancients (1980)
- The Conference of the Damned (1985)
- The Council of the Uncool (1990)
Want to know more about Steve's meeting attendance? View his attendance records.