MEETINGS

Steve Jobs is here, but not actually attending. He's too busy being a deity of minimalist design, worshipped by the masses, to concern himself with such pedestrian matters as meetings.

Elon Musk also thinks he's attending, but is really working on his own secret project.
Mark Zuckerberg is here to talk about his own special type of attendance.
This HTML page is served to you, the meeting attendee, with a dash of humor and a pinch of Neo-Brutalist style. Enjoy!